end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I understand Curling. That high.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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