Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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