would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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