It's like God shit irony all over that family
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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