Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My ass is underappreciated
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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