I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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