i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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