Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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