I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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