I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I lost the right to judge tonight
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