My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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