I need help removing her.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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