Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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