Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
did i just pee glitter
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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