We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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