i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
