i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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