I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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