We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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