Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Randomize
