I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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