scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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