Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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