I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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