Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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