Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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