porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We have started to decorate penises.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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