I didn't shave. On purpose
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's shark week go big or go home
Randomize
