I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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