Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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