There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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