Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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