Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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