he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
tell me about the eggs
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