Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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