Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Terrible idea I love it
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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