I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So squirting runs in the family.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
