She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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