Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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