found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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