OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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