i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Randomize
