so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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