Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
organizing the empties. That sober.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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