You work out of a Hotel?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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