So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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