My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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