as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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