As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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