question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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