Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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